Let see…  I’ve had pills big enough to choke an elephant.  I’ve had them give me enough energy to run like a Puma, and then crash like a bear during hibernation.  Its a Jungle out there when it comes to finding that one little diet pill that will work for us.  Lets face it,  we all want it easy, tasty, and miracle performing.  So in my mind here is the perfect diet pill.  It must provide all the daily mandatory calories, vitamins and minerals for survival. Lets make it about the size of a pea.  That way it is easy to swallow for those picky eaters out there.  HEE HEE, ya if we were so picky we wouldn’t be looking for the ultimate diet pill.  Now lets make sure it is in  every yummy flavor imaginable.  Chocolate, vanilla, raspberry, steak, potato, candy apple, every sort of pie, etc…  That way those of us who aren’t so picky, our tongues will be well satisfied.  It definitely needs to be chewable, because I like to chew.  It needs to fill us up just right.  So we feel full but not miserable.  But it can’t increase our waist measurement with its bulk.  In fact maybe it should have a bowel regulator for those of us who have bowl issues because of our poor diets to begin with.  It has to have the ability to burn off all that ugly fat in??????  Lets say a week.  Oh ya, the cellulite has got to go also.  It must provide us with optimal energy but not over energise us.   Last but not least it must lift the top and the bottom, and tuck the middle.  No effort,  just pop one in when ever you’re hungry or just lift your glass and swallow for those of you who are picky.   Just think how good we will look with no effort we don’t even have to eat.  Much of my schedule just opend up!